An old, blind cowboy accidentally stumbles into an all-girl biker bar, finds a stool, and orders a drink. After a while, he loudly asks, “Hey, anyone wanna hear a blond joke?”
The bar goes dead silent. A deep voice from the woman next to him says, “Cowboy, before you tell that joke, you should know a few things since you’re blind:
The bartender is a blond holding a baseball bat.
The bouncer is a blond with a billy club.
I’m a 6-foot, 175-pound blond with a black belt in karate.
The woman next to me is a blond professional weightlifter.”
The cowboy pauses, then mutters, “Never mind, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”